I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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