thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
