Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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