Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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