He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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