I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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