hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We named our party play list daddy issues
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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