Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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