This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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