I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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