Do you still have your period?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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