I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
no, he came in my armpit
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
