JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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