I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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