I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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