used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Everything about him screamed your future.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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