she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
