So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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