we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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