we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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