when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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