You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
