and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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