I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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