I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Be still, my beating vagina.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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