How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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