pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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