a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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