Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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