Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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