I'm jealous of your bromance
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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