I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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