So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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