in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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