Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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