Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
There's always time for handjobs
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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