How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
