Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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