i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
this just has baby written all over it
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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