yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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