Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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