Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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