Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
home. puking in laundry basket.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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