You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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