the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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