I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Couch. On fire.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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