google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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