if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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