fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Dick very happy bro
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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