I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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