Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I party with great urgency now.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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