Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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