whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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