just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The air was thick with penises
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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