how do flat chested girls get laid?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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